You can't do this on your tax return

Here are ten no-no's on your return.

1. Claim head of household filing status when you're married
2. Claim Earned Income Credit for a child that doesn't live with you
3. Claim an exemption for a child that doesn't live with you and you don't have permission from the custodial parent.
4. Claim the standard deduction when your spouse doesn't
5. Claiming deductions for a hobby
6. Claim an exemption for your pets
7. Fail to file a tax return and claim the "taxation without representation"
8. Deducting your home office when your employer provides a work station for you
9. Deducting commuting expenses
10. Deducting depreciation expenses on a vehicle you lease

In addition to the common tax return mistakes written previously, here are 11 more deductions you can't write off .